As I was quaffing said brew, and thoroughly enjoying myself (truth be told it wasn't my first time drinking it...and won't be my last) I stared at the bottle in front of me and was impressed with Stone's logo. That gargoyle dude is pretty mean looking, and matches their mean brews perfectly. Even though I recieved my undergraduate degree in English (no, I haven't yet uttered the phrase "would you like fries with that"), I rarely read packaging text or much of anything with a critical eye. It ruins things for me when I do. This time though, I read the bottle for Arrogant Bastard and was a little put off. My friends have called me a spiteful goat for years, and that nickname didn't stick because of my facial hair. So when I read the first three sentences on the bottle, my hackles rose. Here they are for context:
This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth.
It goes on from there with the same attitude, and takes a shot at the fizzy yellow beer of unnamed budcoorsmiller (they all taste the same to me), and calls out the masses who drink that swill simply because it's cheap and well advertised. Looking back on it, I should've chuckled and agreed. Hell, I DO agree. But after finishing my 22oz Arrogant Bastard, and with my hackles still up, I decided I'd stand up for my taste buds and let Stone know what I thought about them telling me I wouldn't like their beer. Like an angry teenager I planned to fight back in a totally one-sided and anonymous way. I'd show them a thing or two by telling them how much I did/do like it, and wax spiteful on their packaging. The only thing I didn't think about was Stone actually replying! In a comment on that review Greg took me to task for how I reacted. He did so in a very cool way, and wasn't confrontational at all about it. And damnit... he was right. Anyone who knows me also knows that I won't change my opinion simply because someone important tells me to. So when i say he was right, I mean it.
If you want to read the comment he left just scroll down and check it out under the Arrogant Bastard review. The short story is, I'm both honored and certainly humbled by Greg reading our review. If you haven't tried Stone's beer yet. Do it. Now. This second. Whether you like the bottle it comes in or not, you're going to love the beer inside.


















